baggyvowels:

Moment of appreciation for Sollux’s taste in adorable girls that are absolutely off their proverbial rockers. 

(via callino-fucking-way)


bellahugo:

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

i’ll bite…

pleaasssee

(via lilacstilettos)


hungarian:

if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

(via lilacstilettos)



cacteaei:

lntelligent:

sometimes people are like sunshine and sometimes people are like rainclouds but thats ok because both are important to make the flowers grow

i love you

(via apeture-borealis)


You Cannot Rest Here

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

(via apeture-borealis)


marinashutup:


my brother blocked me on twitter and i’m really upset because his tweets are pure gold

marinashutup:

my brother blocked me on twitter and i’m really upset because his tweets are pure gold

(via pizza)


hausereiring:

roxion:

you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times

and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice

(via apeture-borealis)


Q
omg you're so pretty will you be my girlfriend
Anonymous

huh
kanye west

wussypillow:

puppy383:

huh

HAAAH

are you sure this isn’t a selection of male kpop artists

(via iguanamouth)